Whatever With Your Church feat. Luke Sick

from Expensive Habit by Brandon B

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lyrics

aye yo I know this sounds incredibly odd
but we are the first direct assembly of god
and we wont hesitate to straight diss your church
its a hole in the wall you'll never sell all your merch
I'm perched up at the podium kickin the gospel
smellin like roscoe's chicken n waffles
delivering a sermon you could say is god awful
with the grease on my cassock that I purchased from Cosco
Father Rick you may have seen me on the talk show
a fast talking con man you never hear me talk slow
eyes low I come and go in spurts
drink all the holy water when I show up at your church
with the slayer logo on my shirt
to hell with these perishoners that dont convert

you hate being broke jerk come down to the broke church
but no gang attire yep thats what I told her
we roll a chewy and pray to the hash gods
I need a stain to keep my mind off the tax fraud
father ricky in the sports bar shitty
if the cops fuck with me Imma hit another city
so dont act like you just smoked a 50 rock
you sold your soul and I know what it really cost
I hit the podeum and set off the light show
you didnt know you were dealing with a tight flow
you know I'm certified cold on a congregation
collect the offering plate and then I'm lane changin
cuz first national was kinds like a road show
pound a couple steins and then I leaven em in the vogue smoke
then hit another town mixing phone calls
if yall sinners pastor eric finna scold yall

I thought I told yall were from the first national
church and we're known to reappropriate our cash flow
yea I know we may have bilked our investors
but one things for certain were no god damn molesters
and furthermore we've got a new lock for the cage
so tell the little ones they better behave
your donations paid the loan on my sports car
after the word I'm getting drunk at the sports bar
so pass the collection basket
the church that you attend yo whatever with that shit
so bring your cash the sermon starts at seven
its at least 3 G's to secure your spot in heaven

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from Expensive Habit, released June 3, 2021
Witten by Brandon B for Gurp City Digital (ASCAP)
Produced by The Bootleg Friday for Gurp City Digital (ASCAP)

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