the beat is def and the rhymes are clever
and you will agree there's no emcees better
cuz we are the dealers shuffling the cards
and were staying up late because we dont have jobs
cuz the beat is def and the rhymes are clever
enjoying wine women and song at our leisure
cherry spades on the table and we're playing the odds
best believe that we've been blessed by the rap gods

open up the rhyme book now I need a vision
focus write a couple of lines of how i'm livin
oh its one of those times when you were in paradise
and I had a pair of dice ready to throw em
performing with that greatness I got a cadence
created by slaves brought over on slave ships
now I'm champagne babblin rap battlin
name me after a pen z dazzlin
my main man brandon b brought us an audience
they wanna get to know me well and its obvious
I eat everything with chop sticks always got a hot sip
that holds me hostage blowed and obnoxious
yo I had to accept that my lifestyle is glamerous
and polyamorous and Im outlandish man
we at the party with these up tight breads
fuckin corn balls we gone crawl up in they head
we're the spectacles your girl only got one leg
what I prefer walks in with a half a keg
in the corner with a boom box blasting tapes
hold up my imagination escapes and my heart breaks
when I spill grapes of an elegant taste
these women are looking great but they elephant faced
we'll never forget that we was the shit up in they place
no mistakes addidas sweat suits and fat shoe laces

the beat is def and the rhymes are clever
and you will agree there's no emcees better
cuz we are the dealers shuffling the cards
and were staying up late because we dont have jobs
cuz the beat is def and the rhymes are clever
enjoying wine women and song at our leisure
cherry spades on the table and we're playing the odds
best believe that we've been blessed by the rap gods

whos got the windex for this window in time
to get up out of my mind and write down a couple lines
and invoke the divine I'm a zodiac dancer
writing in the stars a 23 bar stanza
imagine me dragon my balls across your face
is what I say to yall who dont give me my space
I'm in the place to be mentally
my domain is expensive de la romanie conte
theres so many faulty wine brokers
and I aint gonna spend a dime on these jokers
takin selfies in a cold jacuzzi
while youre driking barefoot eating gas statation sushi
me and Z be avoiding the floosies
eskimo blues brothers akroid & belushi
holler at us next time in the bay
we'll take you to the $5 buffet
cuz were the bachelor nation not ABC
through my incarceration you were there for me
if I could turn back time you would plainly see
security at walgreens had nothing on me
it was no holds barred in Vrse's old backyard
hoes at the playing table yelling lets play cards
we would stay up for hours just playin some spades
no idea that the weed that we had was nade

the beat is def and the rhymes are clever
and you will agree their's no emcees better
cuz we are the dealers shuffling the cards
and were staying up late because we dont have jobs
the beat is def and the rhymes are clever
enjoying wine women and song at our lesure
cherry spades on the table and we're playing the odds
best believe that we've been blessed by the rap gods